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Patient Transport Contracts, Gently Used, £189,000 Lot

Rides for NHS patients, delivered with a side of payments. Seller: one hospital Transport Manager.

Sold2021–2022Local
about £73,000≈ €87.1KAs stated in the source: It was alleged that, between September 2021 and May 2022, […] made payments of £73,000 to […]

Already sold, in 2021–2022. Nothing on Lobay is for sale.

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Seller

Role
Transport Manager at a London NHS hospital trust (UCLH)
Institution
University College London Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust
Country
United Kingdom

Item specifics

ConditionGuilty plea, sentenced 20 Oct 2025. Appeal status not fully checked.
LocationUCLH, London, England
SellerTransport Manager at UCLH (name withheld)
Winning bidderA patient transport company (not named; its director pleaded guilty)
CategoryHealth: NHS patient transport
SoldSeptember 2021 to May 2022
ReturnsNo returns. 16-month prison sentence, suspended for 2 years (2025)

Description

What the bribe bought

The payments helped secure £189,000 worth of NHS contracts for patient transport services for UCLH. That is contract value, not profit.

Return on bribe: Every £1 of bribes bought contracts worth about £2.59.Rough figure: the bribe is stated as “approximately”, the gain as “exact”.

What happened

A patient transport company director paid a Transport Manager at a London NHS hospital trust, University College London Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust (UCLH). The NHS Counter Fraud Authority says it was alleged that payments of £73,000 were made between September 2021 and May 2022. The director pleaded guilty to bribery. On 20 October 2025, Wood Green Crown Court gave a 16-month prison sentence, suspended for 2 years.

Shipping & returns

AuthorityKindAmountYear
Wood Green Crown Courtprison sentence, suspended for 2 years16-month prison sentence, suspended for 2 years2025